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Waffle 🧇

Chief Feline Researcher
Department of Household Sciences
Institute of Advanced Feline Intelligence
Species: Domestic cat
Born: Sep. 2025
Breed/color: Golden shaded British Longhair
Research style: Curious, quiet, strategically demanding
Favorite resources: Treats, soft beds, boxes, sunlight
Nicknames: Professor Waffle, PI Waffle

The Waffle Lab

Principal Investigator in Feline Intelligence
Research supported by unlimited treats and human labor.

Waffle is an independent feline researcher specializing in human supervision, environmental exploration, and advanced nap scheduling. Current work studies how repeated vocal requests, eye contact, and strategic cuteness can improve household service quality. Born in September 2025, he is a golden shaded British Longhair with a serious academic expression and a deeply unserious research agenda.

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Research Interests
Human Behavior Observation Sleep Optimization Cardboard Box Exploration Treat Acquisition High-Speed Indoor Navigation Window-Sill Bird Watching
News
  • Jun. 2026: Launched The Waffle Lab.
  • May 2026: Achieved a new personal record in advanced nap scheduling.
  • Apr. 2026: Expanded research into household supervision.
  • Mar. 2026: Received the Best Cat Award.
Awards
  • Best Household Cat
  • Outstanding Contribution to Sofa Hair Distribution
  • Excellence in Early-Morning Human Wake-Up
  • Lifetime Achievement in Looking Cute

Selected Publications

Journal of Applied Meow Science, 2026

A Systematic Study of Whether Humans Will Provide Snacks After Repeated Vocal Requests

Waffle, Human Assistant

International Conference on Feline Computing, 2026

Optimizing Sunlight Exposure Through Dynamic Window-Sill Selection

Waffle, Human Assistant

Transactions on Domestic Intelligence, 2026

NapFormer: Predicting Optimal Household Resting Locations from Softness and Human Availability

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Projects

Project BoxNet

Explores the relationship between cardboard-box dimensions and feline satisfaction.

NapFormer

Predicts the best sleeping location given sunlight, softness, and human proximity.

MeowGPT

Uses vocal commands to make humans open doors, refill food, and provide playtime.

CatVLA

Vision-Language-Action for autonomous snack retrieval in domestic environments.